Crabby Swag

Welcome to the Crabby Lady Swag Store — the only place on Earth where you can proudly broadcast to the world that you survived (and maybe even enjoyed) your gloriously chaotic time at the Crabby Lady!
We’ve got literally hundreds of unique, slightly unhinged items designed to commemorate your epic crab-tastic adventure.

We’re talking:

• T-shirts that scream “I Got Pinched & I Liked It”
• Hats so crabby they’ll make strangers side-eye you in public
• Sweatshirts perfect for those chilly “I regret nothing” walks of shame
• Mugs that say things your therapist wishes you wouldn’t repeat
• And yes… toys for the little crabbies in your life (because nothing says “family bonding” like a plush crab that judges you silently)

Our inventory is more unpredictable than a crab on caffeine — it changes faster than you can say “extra butter, please.” So swing by often, grab your limited-edition goodies before they’re gone, and leave with enough swag to make your friends jealous… or mildly concerned.